A friend gave me this book for Christmas. I don’t usually read books by politicians, but How to Test Negative for Stupid by Senator John Kennedy (R, Louisiana) is one of the funniest and entertaining memoirs I’ve read in a long time. He is definitely one of a kind, known for the very humorous quips and questions he makes during Senate hearings. He has a thick Southern drawl, which can lead an unsuspecting witness or nominee to underestimate him, but he is smart as a whip.

Practically every page has a laugh-out-loud passage:

For as long as I can remember, one thing has been true about me: I have the right to remain silent, but not the ability. (Page 1)

Most Americans imagine the Senate as this grand theater filled with distinguished lawmakers delivering erudite speeches. In reality, it’ usually empty as a timeshare salesman’s heart. (Page 13)

I observed to a reporter one time that you can lead a person to Congress, but you can’t make him think. (Page 21)

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